{"id":45958,"date":"2015-03-24T12:04:34","date_gmt":"2015-03-24T11:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vosgesinfo.fr\/epinalinfo\/2015\/03\/il-est-lor-mon-segnor\/"},"modified":"2015-03-24T12:04:34","modified_gmt":"2015-03-24T11:04:34","slug":"il-est-lor-mon-segnor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vosgesinfo.fr\/epinalinfo\/2015\/03\/il-est-lor-mon-segnor\/","title":{"rendered":"Il est l&rsquo;or mon segnor !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dimanche\u00a0<strong>29\u00a0mars 2015<\/strong> \u00e0 2\u00a0heures du matin, le temps se d\u00e9robera sous vos yeux\u00a0comme dans vos r\u00eaves.\u00a0Le rituel est immuable, semestriel. Mais comme c&rsquo;est deux fois par an, un coup dans un sens, un coup dans l&rsquo;autre, les discussions vont bon train dans les rues d&rsquo;Epinal pour savoir qui a raison. \u00ab\u00a0Tu tournes vers la droite !\u00a0\u00bb dit une vieille dame \u00e0 sa fille, \u00ab\u00a0a droite, \u00e7a ne veut rien dire, \u00e7a d\u00e9pend o\u00f9 se trouve l&rsquo;aiguille !\u00a0\u00bb lui r\u00e9pond la plus jeune.<\/p>\n<p>Alors qu&rsquo;on se le dise, <strong>que votre montre soit molle<\/strong> :<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Qu&rsquo;elle\u00a0n&rsquo;ait aucun\u00a0sens<\/strong> <strong>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Qu&rsquo;elle ressemble \u00e0 celle des fr\u00e8res Bogdanov :<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ou que la vanit\u00e9 vous d\u00e9prime tant que ses dents affichent l&rsquo;heure :<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Il faudra <strong>ajouter 60\u00a0minutes \u00e0 l\u2019heure\u00a0d&rsquo;hiver pour en faire l&rsquo;heure d&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9<\/strong>. Il sera alors 3\u00a0heures, et vous aurez malencontreusement perdu une heure de votre pr\u00e9cieux sommeil !<\/p>\n<p>C.K.N.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dimanche\u00a029\u00a0mars 2015 \u00e0 2\u00a0heures du matin, le temps se d\u00e9robera sous vos yeux\u00a0comme dans vos r\u00eaves.\u00a0Le rituel est immuable, semestriel. 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