{"id":11905,"date":"2014-11-02T18:11:50","date_gmt":"2014-11-02T17:11:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vosgesinfo.fr\/gerardmerinfo\/2014\/11\/du-con-fait-du-velo\/"},"modified":"2014-11-02T18:11:50","modified_gmt":"2014-11-02T17:11:50","slug":"du-con-fait-du-velo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vosgesinfo.fr\/gerardmerinfo\/2014\/11\/du-con-fait-du-velo\/","title":{"rendered":"Quand Ducon fait du v\u00e9lo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gerardmerinfo.fr\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-41700\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-41700\" src=\"http:\/\/gerardmerinfo.fr\" alt=\"ducon\" width=\"300\" height=\"59\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Vous connaissez la formule qui voudrait qu&rsquo;on ne dit jamais assez aux gens qu&rsquo;on aime qu&rsquo;on les aime&#8230;! Et aux cons ? est ce qu&rsquo;on leur dit assez qu&rsquo;ils sont cons ? Malheureusement non, plus maintenant.\u00a0 il y a encore quelques d\u00e9cennies, on pouvait\u00a0 facilement dire \u00e0 un trou du cul qu\u2019il ressemblait\u00a0 tellement \u00e0 son post\u00e9rieur sans risquer de se retrouver avec une plainte aux fesses.\u00a0 Quel recul de notre soci\u00e9t\u00e9 pffff ! Nous ne reprendrons pas la formule de Michel Audiard qui disait \u00a0\u00bb <em>les cons \u00e7a ose tout, c&rsquo;est \u00e0 \u00e7a qu&rsquo;on les reconnait\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>. Par contre,\u00a0 la r\u00e9plique de Fran\u00e7oise Rosay dans \u00ab\u00a0<em>Le cave\u00a0 se rebiffe<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb nous va bien.<\/p>\n<p>[youtube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=7kakxWhCu5U[\/youtube]<\/p>\n<p>Le n\u00f4tre n&rsquo;a pas de petites bacchantes mais un moule \u00ab\u00a0<em>cojones\u00a0\u00bb <\/em>en espagnol ( les canadiens appellent \u00e7a les gosses) un haut de cycliste avec une marque \u00e0 la con, un appareil photo en main et une envie de prouver \u00e0 la terre enti\u00e8re qu&rsquo;il a la facult\u00e9 de participer \u00e0 une \u00e9mission de t\u00e9l\u00e9r\u00e9alit\u00e9&#8230;Ol\u00e9 !<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gerardmerinfo.fr\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-41734\" src=\"http:\/\/gerardmerinfo.fr\" alt=\"35295_carte_de_CON\" width=\"213\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>Quand Ducon fait du v\u00e9lo, \u00e7a donne \u00e7a. Des voitures qui ex\u00e9cutent\u00a0 des \u00e9carts sur la D 417 et un petit bouchon alors que la circulation est \u00e0 son maximum en ce samedi de Toussaint. Mais pourquoi ? Oui pourquoi ! Parce que Ducon filme sa prog\u00e9niture \u00e9galement sur un deux roues tout en p\u00e9dalant au milieu de la circulation. Et quand Ducon se fait klaxonner,\u00a0 Ducon insulte les automobilistes sinon, c&rsquo;est pas dr\u00f4le. Un vrai champion du monde ! Le voil\u00e0 notre ma\u00eetre ou m\u00e8tre \u00e9talon du week-end.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vous connaissez la formule qui voudrait qu&rsquo;on ne dit jamais assez aux gens qu&rsquo;on aime qu&rsquo;on les aime&#8230;! 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