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\"fil\"<\/a>C’est l’histoire d’un c\u00e2ble t\u00e9l\u00e9phonique qui tombe \u00e0 terre sous les coups de boutoir des intemp\u00e9ries. Un moment somme toute normal pour la saison hivernale. Rien de plus normal que le propri\u00e9taire du terrain concern\u00e9 par ce l\u00e9ger incident, un g\u00e9r\u00f4mois n\u00e9 sur les bords du lac o\u00f9 l’action se d\u00e9roule appelle ORANGE afin de relever l’installation. Rien de plus normal \u00e9galement que ce soit une soci\u00e9t\u00e9\u00a0 de sous-traitance qui se d\u00e9place pour la r\u00e9paration : en l\u2019occurrence Cottel. C’est \u00e0 ce moment que le grain de sable rentre dans l\u2019engrenage et grippe la machinerie typiquement fran\u00e7aise. Le constat de l’intervenant est sans appel\u00a0 \u00ab\u00a0 ben je peux rien faire pour vous, c’est un poteau en bois et on n’a plus le droit de monter dessus depuis un an<\/em>\u00ab\u00a0.\u00a0 Stup\u00e9faction du propri\u00e9taire \u00ab\u00a0Tr\u00e8s bien, mais alors qu’est ce qu’on fait<\/em> \u00a0\u00bb\u00a0 R\u00e9ponse du monte en l’air qui monte plus en l’air \u00a0\u00bb ben rien, j’ai signal\u00e9, mais \u00e7a peut rester comme \u00e7a pendant plusieurs ann\u00e9es, voire d\u00e9finitivement\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>. Dis tonton pourquoi tu tousses ! Avec ORANGE tout est possible, pour preuve !<\/p>\n

Trois mois ont pass\u00e9 !\u00a0 Le fil est toujours \u00e0 terre et emp\u00eache de tourner autour de la maison. Le propri\u00e9taire imagine une solution : la sienne. Couper le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone aux voisins en arrachant le c\u00e2ble pour une intervention cette fois in\u00e9vitable…Ou attacher le fil conducteur \u00e0 la cime d’un arbre \u00e0 proximit\u00e9. En France on a toujours pas de p\u00e9trole mais on a ORANGE…et du bois dont on sait se chauffer, mais pas monter !<\/p>\n

Ps: Orange peut prendre contact avec notre site,\u00a0 nous transmettrons \u00e0 la personne interess\u00e9e, mais uniquement pour intervention. Le reste n’est que digression<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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