{"id":48236,"date":"2020-06-01T07:34:43","date_gmt":"2020-06-01T05:34:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vosgesinfo.fr\/gerardmerinfo\/2020\/06\/puisse-quon-te-dis-ca-ne-passe\/"},"modified":"2020-06-01T07:34:43","modified_gmt":"2020-06-01T05:34:43","slug":"puisse-quon-te-dis-ca-ne-passe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vosgesinfo.fr\/gerardmerinfo\/2020\/06\/puisse-quon-te-dis-ca-ne-passe\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00ab\u00a0Puisse qu&rsquo;on te dit que \u00e7a ne passe pas\u00a0\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gerardmerinfo.fr\/2020\/06\/puisse-quon-te-dis-ca-ne-passe\/attachment\/377\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-163618\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-163618\" src=\"\/2020\/06\/377.jpg\" alt=\"377\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a>Avec tout le respect que nous avons pour nos amis Belges, fid\u00e8les clients du massif des Vosges, c&rsquo;est presque une histoire de chez-eux\u00a0 que nous chuchote \u00e0 l&rsquo;oreille Nicolas Gu\u00e9ry, responsable du camping Les jonquilles \u00e0 Xonrupt-Longemer.<\/p>\n<p>Depuis plusieurs ann\u00e9es d\u00e9j\u00e0, les automobilistes d\u00e9sireux de r\u00e9aliser une petite escapade nature dans le secteur sont r\u00e9guli\u00e8rement tromp\u00e9s par leur GPS. En effet, bon nombre de locaux ont d\u00e9j\u00e0 trac\u00e9 pedibus le chemin reliant le camping au lac de Lispach via la Roche des Vieux Chevaux. L&rsquo;endroit est accident\u00e9 au point de g\u00e9n\u00e9rer r\u00e9guli\u00e8rement des interventions du Peloton de Gendarmerie de Montagne pour des chutes et autres chevilles foul\u00e9es : g\u00e9n\u00e9ralement rien de grave, mais le lieu de randonn\u00e9e est scabreux et isol\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Certains GPS n&rsquo;ont pas l\u2019intelligence du promeneur\u00a0 encart\u00e9 \u00e0 la mode d&rsquo;autrefois : celui qu&rsquo;on appelait jadis \u00ab\u00a0<em>le gros mollet gros sac<\/em>\u00ab\u00a0. Pour preuve Nicolas intervient r\u00e9guli\u00e8rement aupr\u00e8s des visiteurs afin de leur expliquer que \u00ab\u00a0<em>\u00e7a ne passe pas<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb qu&rsquo;il est impossible de rejoindre en voiture le petit plan d&rsquo;eau en prenant le sentier d\u00e9butant au niveau du camping. A v\u00e9lo, le trac\u00e9 est p\u00e9rilleux, on\u00a0 imagine ais\u00e9ment le dialogue entre un conducteur du dimanche et son \u00e9pouse ( je vous laisse le choix des mots). Depuis hier, le chef d&rsquo;entreprise s&rsquo;est fendu d&rsquo;un \u00e9criteau explicite sur une barri\u00e8re Vauban. \u00a0\u00bb <strong>Google vous a trahi<\/strong>\u00ab\u00a0.<\/p>\n<p>Et pis c&rsquo;est tout&#8230;une fois \u00ab\u00a0<em>ch\u00e9rie fais les valises, on rentre \u00e0 la maison\u00a0<\/em>\u00ab\u00a0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avec tout le respect que nous avons pour nos amis Belges, fid\u00e8les clients du massif des Vosges, c&rsquo;est presque une [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":48237,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-la-une"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>&quot;Puisse qu&#039;on te dit que \u00e7a ne passe pas&quot; - 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